Filed under: Music Videos
• 2:56 am 0
Jeff Dunham Achmed’s “Jingle Bombs”
very nice :D
Filed under: Jeff Dunham Achmed, Jokes, Videos, Xmas
November 24, 2008 • 11:59 pm 0
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Cast: Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer
Director: Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath
Genre:Animation
Language: English
Release Date:13 November 2008
Running Time:89 minutes
All the loveable characters are back – Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe and Gloria the hippo, King Julien, Maurice and the penguins – in “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.” Left marooned on the distant shores of Madagascar, the New Yorkers have hatched a plan so crazy it just might work. With military precision, the penguins have repaired an old crashed plane – sort of. Once aloft, this unlikely crew stays airborne just enough to make it to the wildest place of all – the vast plains of Africa itself – where our zoo-raised crew encounter species of their own kind for the very first time.
While discovering their roots, they quickly realize the difference between the concrete jungle and the heart of Africa. Despite long-lost relatives, romantic rivals and scheming hunters, Africa seems like a “crack-a-lackin” great place… but is it better than their Central Park home?
Filed under: Movie Review
November 22, 2008 • 3:12 am 0
Life In Singapore (Jokes)
LiFe in SiNgApOre …
In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB), and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that’s not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to
Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF)fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE)..
If that doesn’t help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP)on the roads.
If you don’t own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS ).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
Filed under: Jokes
• 3:11 am 1
NO MORE 5C’S BUT NEW 5B’S
NO MORE 5C’S BUT NEW 5B’S………….
I don’t need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don’t need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don’t need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don’t need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It’s interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C’s! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B’s?
B – BMW
B – Body
B – Brain
B – Billionaire
B – Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K’s…………………
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We’ve been reading about the 5C’s! And 5K’s for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia ’s equivalent….
Singapore’s ‘practice’ for Simple Living:
1 – One Wife
2 – Two Children
3 – Three Bedroom Condo
4 – Four Wheels
5 – Five Figure Salary
Malaysia’s Ma! lays ‘practice’ to Simple Living:
5 – Five Children
4 – Four Wives
3 – Three Figure Salary
2 – Two Wheels
1 – One-Storey Link House
Filed under: Jokes
November 17, 2008 • 1:05 pm 17
In A Short While………….
1. I will be able to change my phone… that will be next week, 25th Nov, earliest… but what phone should i change to?
2. C7 Chalet is just less than a month away (11th to 13th Dec)… still got some stuff to prepare and hopefully everything goes smoothly… but we should have lots of fun then…
3. Mr Seng is coming back from Australia somewhere mid dec (15th i think)… then we can go drinking again… lolz…
4. Xmas (25th dec) is just round the corner… not sure how we, as in my family, are gona celebrate it this year but i think we might be going on a short trip during that period… weeeeeee…
5. IPPT dateline is getting nearer and nearer… and i have not started training =/ DIE !!! better start training…
Filed under: Everyday Life, Holidays, Thoughts
November 15, 2008 • 2:17 am 2
Singapore Food Expo 2008
went down to expo with hui n benedict after school for the f00dfair =X
the last time i dropped by was during the exams at the start of the year… but it was super crowded then so didnt really walk much..
but this time round, we took our own sweet time to walk around the place… lolz… and of course to enjoy the f00d !!! ^^ managed to satisfy some of my cravings… haha
Oyster Mee Sua !!! Shark Fins Soup !!! Tako Pachi !!! Chicken Cutlet !!! Thai Mango !!!
so many more that i wana eat… the Ma La Fishballs etc… lolz… maybe i will go down again before it ends…
i also wana go to the Croc Fair that they having as well… it closes at 8pm so i was a little too late today… wanted to take a look at how much they are selling at the fair… if its cheap, i might consider getting 1 as i have been eyeing it for a long while… so maybe, i will really go back by the 14th, since both fairs last till the 14th…
went for a late dinner at Pasir Ris, slack abit before heading home…
gona be out studying tml again… weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
http://www.singaporefoodexpo.org.sg/
*cause.tonight.will.be.the.night* – 2.16am
Filed under: Everyday Life
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